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Urban Dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions.
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
My mom at night: Good night, sweet dreams I love you. My mom in the morning: Wake the f*ck up you lazy piece of sh!t.
The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get...well you know...Oreos.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home ... right?
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
Water is so good when it`s mixed with grains and yeast, fermented and then distilled and aged.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you’re ignorant and make bad decisions.
People in Detroit call Grand Theft Auto V "Tuesday"
I bought a screwdriver bit for my electric drill. It`s useful for converting ordinary phillips screws into non removable screws.
It`s nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he`s getting hit by a train.