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If there`s one thing that I`ve learned it`s, that I should have learned way more than one thing.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
Tequila. For those nights you just want to pretend she`s hot.
Those who stir the sh*t-pot should be made to lick the spoon!
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin…just in case.
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
Junk- something you keep for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
I think my credit card looks weird. Could you send me a picture of yours so I can compare?
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job...
Men think us women dream of finding the perfect man when really, all we want is to eat anything without getting fat.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
Apparently “finders keepers” does not include expensive cars in parking lots.