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My daughter just explained to me that these dinner postings were not real invites. I have to apologize to all my friends out there for showing up last week.
Why didn`t you tell me that I wasn`t going to like you
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
I am so thankful and grateful that out of all the planets in the universe, we live on one with pizza and vodka.
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
I don`t know why people say "your guess is as good as mine"? ..because my guesses are always better. ;)
Do you ever wake up and kiss someone next to you and appreciate being alive? I did this and was chased out of the bus
You post all of your drama on Facebook. Then get upset when people judge you? You must be a special kind of stupid.
I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
Hopefully because of social networking, I`ve tarnished my reputation enough for anybody to ever place me in a role of great responsibility.
Nobody tell my husband that "year round periods" aren`t a thing.
My last thought in life will probably be ” I wonder what happens if I touch this?”
I think my phone has a Miley virus,It stopped twerking