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My dog acts like his entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
My doctor asked me if I drink to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
I spend more time looking in the fridge than I actually do eating.
Guy advice #221: Starting a load of laundry in the washing machine and then starting a load in the dryer counts as `2 loads` - just sayin`!
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.
You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you’ll see a wedding ring.