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I have a feeling I already know which direction my "Get rich or die trying" lifestyle is headed.
Live each day like you’re marked for deletion.
You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
If I had the money I`d hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
I never forget a breast, I mean face. I never forget a face.
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out a$$.
My favorite part of country music is the part where I change the station.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
If you are what you eat then where is this place that a ton of people are eating stupid?
Got tossed outta Starbucks this morning for asking the really cute redhead behind the counter for a "Quickie". Apparently it`s pronounced "Quiche`" who knew......
I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
If there is anything I learned from 80`s movies it`s that I`m the best around, and nothing is ever gonna keep me down
If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions