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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
If there were "Box Tops for Education" on cases of beer, my kid`s school would be rich.
Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-a$$".
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
If you still can read this, please inform me ASAP because I have probably blocked the wrong person!
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.
roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you