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Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
Nothing says "My life isn`t going exactly as I planned" quite like being at Wal Mart at 1am.
Honk if you are reading this.
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!
You know you had a good night when you have to Google map yourself in the morning to find out where the hell you are.
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
Any woman can make you a Millionaire.. You only have to be a Billionaire first.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
Why can`t life be as easy as I am?
I`m uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. - Guys.
Iām glad to know that we will never have to worry about a lack of weathermen. I mean, I know at least a couple dozen on Facebook.