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Coffee...Meet your Maker!
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
Happy Hallogivemas!!!!!! It`s the time of year when the stores sell Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas stuff all on ONE aisle!
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
“100 Calorie Packs” roughly translated means “Eat Two or Three of These”
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)
My life is a very complicated drinking game
Note to self: Asking the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your Facebook status in no way helps you get out of a DUI.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Well, it`s easy to tell I`m single. It`s Saturday night and I`m at home updating my facebook status...
At the end of each day, life should ask us, `Do you want to save the changes?`
Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
I don`t drink to feel better about myself. I drink to feel better about being with you