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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
Tomorrow, I`m going to open up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can`t wait to see how big my puppy got!
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Sometimes it`s fun to make fun of yourself. Almost as fun as it is to make fun of others.
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
I just came online to check the weather. That was 12 years ago.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
I cannot turn water into wine but, I can turn ice cream into breakfast so that’s pretty neat.
Anyone know how to get a red wine stain off a baby? asking for a friend
What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.
My local news station says it gives us " news when it breaks " ...I want unbroken news!!
I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.