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Violently swerving your car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesn`t work like it does with humans. Just in case you need to know.
Your boyfriend has long hair too. I sometimes have trouble figuring out who the girl is in the relationship.
We`re all here because we`re not all there...
AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
I don’t mind going to work. It’s that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me.
My relationship with whiskey has been on the rocks lately
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......
Today somebody called me a model! Well they said "poster boy for birth control", but I knew what they meant.