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Sorry I cut you off mid-sentence so I could sprint after an ice cream truck.
At this point I`m guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
Simply amazing how one word spoils the whole sentence: Iām getting laid.....off.
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
Feeling bored? Post a status on Facebook that says "Barack Obama 2016" and buckle up for the ride of your life.
Ladies first. Because it might be dangerous.
Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
I`d engage you in a battle of wits, but I`m afraid you`re unarmed.
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
I got in touch with my inner child and the little sh!t hung up on me.
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade"
Note to self: the wife does not want an `exercise pole`.