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Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
I put the pro in inappropriate.
I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion, no matter how wrong they are. And that`s why we have a problem.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
They should really be Middle-Age Mutant Business Turtles by now.
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft.
Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
When I die I`m going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
Damn girl are you a cobweb cause you`re really clingy and annoying
Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you.
Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.