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Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
I remember my single days like it was 11 years, 1 month, and 12 days ago.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot them?
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
Don’t jump to confusions.
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
I get in this weird mood where I don’t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood ‘Awake’
If it`s any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
I don`t know exactly who`s health I`m drinking to, but they`re going to be immortal at this rate
Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, "Please. Not during Toyotathon."
Do you like the strong, silent type? Then you`ll love my farts.