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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
Talking to you makes me invent new swear words.
Hurricanes, Fires,Tiger running loose ... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
I hate it when totally random strangers ask me stupid questions like "Why are you licking me?"
It`s hard to feel sorry for people when they get what they deserve.
I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
All I’m saying is you don’t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
Setting the alarm clock proves I`m capable of making the same mistake every day.
Did you ever wonder why the cat was in the bag in the first place?
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"