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Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
*accidentally answers phone call* ... *pretends to be answering machine*
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
When in doubt, take a nap.
Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
I`ll never fly Virgin Airlines. Why would anyone want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way.
Some people should use a glue stick for lip balm
Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an a$$hole.
You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don`t forget that they forgave you and forgot about it.