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Pringles cans should have a twist mechanism like stick deodorant.
A new study says schizophrenia and pot smoking are genetically linked ā but don`t worry, another study says you`re just being paranoid.
When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
People should be required to pay an extra dollar for every syllable of their coffee order.
Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
you know it`s a good fart when it wakes you from a dead sleep and you pull a butt muscle at the same time.
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
My Retirement Plan hinges on having at least one successful kid.
if it has tits or tires sooner or later it will give you problems.
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
Apparently when your girlfriend says "f*ck that bitch", you`re not supposed to take her seriously.
Some days you just can`t get home to your liquor fast enough
Iām so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.