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When we are small, our mom`s would use really small forks as spoons to feed us...But what about Chinese moms? Would they use toothpicks?
For all those girls that say `all guys are the same` ... Who told you to try them all? Hoe.
I`d try Taco Bell`s breakfast but I don`t start drinking that early.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it`s a shame they`ll never meet
I`ve come to believe that everyone on Earth could benefit from a 12 step program.
I would eat a lot more healthy food if it required no preparation or stayed fresh as long as junk food.
says if you don`t like the way I live my life, than there is some good news... you aren`t me!!
Every day can be Friday if you`re really irresponsible.
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
Holy sh*t! Did you guys know Facebook has a "sign out" button?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
"Please take a seat" was a bad introduction for a Kleptomaniacs` Anonymous meeting.