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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
My girlfriend said we can`t hang out this weekend because she doesn`t really exist.
Parents: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
Well I didn`t know that minding my own business becomes part of your business to mind
Trying to figure out how to ask a girl on a first date of Netflix and pizza without sounding all serial killery
That disappointing moment when you pull up to work and it`s not fully engulfed in fire.
I had to go on two diets because one wasn`t giving me enough food.
I`ve come to the point where I don`t even procrastinate anymore ... I just don`t do it.
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
I am absolutely a man of my word. Unfortunately, it just so happens that the word is "Unreliable".
Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than "he sees how creepy u are, that`s why he doesn`t want to shake your hand".
Aaron Hernandez`s next jersey is going to be a jailhouse jumpsuit!
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?