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PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.
To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not gonna happen.
What if there actually is one legit Nigerian millionaire prince who genuinely needs to use your bank account?
It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
When I was a teenager, a "selfie" meant something totally different than it does today.
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
Don`t get out of bed, it`s a trap.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
I`ve done it in the bathroom, I`ve done it in the bedroom, I`ve done it in the kitchen, on the couch, outside, in the bus, yoo I just can`t seem to stop this texting.:)
People who really love their jobs are annoying. Keep that sh!t to yourself.
I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment