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The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
If you read your timeline backwards it is about a person who hates everything and gradually becomes happier until they get a life.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
It`s tough being a people person when you can`t stand most people.
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
I do take my job seriously; To make sure there are no day old donuts at the local coffees shop.
My cats always look at me like I should have planned something for us to do.
Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
Man I wanna throw a book at someones face and be like "I Facebooked you!"
A real man should never wave faster than he says the word “hey”
As far as Im concerned, you are not my concern.
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, for 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers…Cheers!