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If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
If, in your relationship, you hear "You`re suffocating me", you`re probably not holding down the pillow hard enough.
´s status message is better than yours
For a guy who cant figure out how a remote works my dad sure has a lot of advice for Obama.
There`s both a McDonald`s and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life.
Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
Any fool can use a computer ... Many do
Alcohol is never the answer...unless, of course, you ask what I`ll be doing tonight.
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
You never know how dirty a song’s lyrics are…until you hear a child sing them.
Sometimes I really think I have my life together...and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out.
Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah`s ark.
I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.