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Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
The problem with some people is that they`re breathing.
I decided to tell the kids that Santa is made up but nighttime home invasions are very real.
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear.
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
My sister borrowed my favorite shirt without asking again, so I changed her Facebook profile picture to a positive Clearblue pregnancy test.
Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.
If two donuts are stuck together it counts as one right?