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If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
Thinking about starting a line of realistic welcome mats with things like "Please don`t stay long!" or "I hope you brought booze."
People that use statistics in everyday arguments are a$$holes 100% of the time.
Just printed out 50 copies of today’s weather forecast to carry around with me today because I’m just not in the mood for small talk.
My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song.
The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
My religious preference, is for you to steer clear of me with yours.
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
You`re about as deep as a kiddies splash-pool..
If your girlfriends cat gets eaten by an angry pitbul terrier, gently singing "The circle of life" into her ear WILL NOT cheer her up.
My husband`s wife is freakin` awesome!
I just thought you should know, I just did all the laundry and didn`t lose a sock to the dryer monster...
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.