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I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
Im thinking about writing a book about my life, I just have to wait for the statue of limitations to expire.
My ex wife claims I have "commitment issues" like I didn`t just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco.
Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
"Why haven`t you been answering my pigeons?" - 17th century sext
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday.
If I had a dollar for every time I had a nickel.......
If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
I don’t just act crazy, I’ll drive you there too.
It’s a status….not your diary…
If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?