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Ran out of post-it notes, now I don`t know how to remind myself to buy more.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
We laughed, we cried, we tried another credit card.
Turbo tax might just be the worst video game I ever played.
Back in my day, we had to remember phone numbers and give people directions and don`t get me started on the dinosaurs.
My roommate is on a date and said he`s convinced she`s coming home with him tonight. I`ve covered his room in Justin Bieber posters. Now we wait.
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some sh!t.
Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
I can`t be the only one who thinks "Game on, mother f*cker" when I see an air freshner in a bathroom.
"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....