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So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
The police never think its as funny as I do.
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body. Some people are capable of getting on every last one of them.
Things people say after watching a movie: 5% - I can’t wait for the sequel. 5% - That was a great movie. 5% - That was a complete waste of money. 85% - I gotta pee!!
I`m not drunk ... But I`m working on it.
If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there`s a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream.
How come phones only get lost when they are on silent?
Waterfalls are a beautiful, majestic sight as they pour down upon the rocky crags below. Unless you`re in a canoe and about to plummet to your death. Then waterfalls sorta suck.
I`m starting to think that all those hours in school, when I practiced writing my autograph, was just a waste of time.....
These ‘energy saving` light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
What do horses eat? Hay. What do gay horses eat? Haaaayyyy!
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.