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Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
It`s not so much that I wanted to drink the whole bottle of wine, I just couldn`t figure out how to get the cork back in it.
Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
Contrary to popular belief, it`s actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress
I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
Holidays are a lot of fun until you realize you`ve been dating the ugly sister
If people winked in real life as much as they do in texts, the world would be a really creepy place.
I made this margarita with my kids` slushie machine ... Don`t judge
My goal in life: Build a time machine and travel forward into the future until I can stop and ask someone "Do you know what `buffering` is?" and they are clueless.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.