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In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
People all around the world are out doing interesting and productive things right now. You are reading this.
Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you get people to shut up.
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks ... to the alligators.
How to tell if your wife is mad at you - Step 1. She is
Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
Uses for the plastic ruler..... 5% to draw stright lines 95 % to hit people.
I thought there`d be more sex during my sexual prime.