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I just passed the local college and saw 3 very fit young ladies with very tight yoga pants walking to class...I have never been so motivated to return to college.
The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
Sometimes getting unfriended on Facebook is magical....really....it`s like the trash took itself out.
Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever Iām making important life decisions.
Three guys walk into a bar. Two ended up with a concussion, the other needed 4 stitches.
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
If only someone on the internet would give me their opinion on the election.
Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
Most of the lies I tell aren`t even true.
Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you can just plow thru Uranus because it`s all gas. I cannot respond maturely.