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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
I`m a wealth of knowledge ... Unless you want it to be true, then I`m pretty solid on about 6 topics ... 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors
They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
Wanna come over for pizza and sex? I`m just kidding ... there`s no pizza.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
If he pauses a video game to text you, he`s probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
Exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. - Jehovah`s Fitness.
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
I`ve been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat