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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
Those Box Tops that raise money for schools really should be on wine labels and cases of beer.
I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when other people talk.
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
If you go for a jog and you don`t post it on Facebook, have you really jogged?
If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely!!
"I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
I swear 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
I bought a book called `How to become an expert at Origami`. So far, I`ve made 1000 paper snowballs.
Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte
My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.