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There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
Snoring is just God`s way of ensuring women hate their husbands while they sleep too.
I like to respond to statuses with .. WOW, Someone needs a Happy Meal.
hmm ... I wonder what I´m thinking?
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
I just got a paper cut opening a box of Pop Tarts. There will be no more fancy breakfasts around here.
Facebook, the lost and found for people. . .
Why aren`t we letting blind people think that dragons are real?
I fell asleep with infomercials playing on the TV.... I woke up with a strange desire to do P90X with a Shake Weight while in my Snuggie
That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, and you realize she`s just lost an earring and nobody in Starbucks can hear your iPod...
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.