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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
I`ve reached that time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."
Stumbled into bed late last night. "You`re drunk," she said. "Also, you live next door."
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
Got interrupted downloading the new version of iTunes by a pop up that asked if I wanted to download the even newer version of iTunes.
so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
3 Things you need to know: Yes I Have. Yes I Can. Yes I will.
Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
I only party on 2 occasions. 1. When it’s my birthday 2. When it’s not…
Cheered myself up earlier by putting a "no U-turn" sign in a dead-end street.