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i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
I enjoy being the black sheep of the family ... Black sheep are the prettiest & don`t show as much dirt as the white ones.
The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can`t.
We`re sorry to announce that due to budget cuts the beloved carol "Silver Bells" will be replaced with the more cost effective carol "Aluminium Bells".
I don’t need a reason to do stupid things, just a venue.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.
The only F word out a woman`s mouth that scares me is "fine."
My "To Do" list today only had one entry: "Nothing". And it took me all day to finish it!
Monday :`( Tuesday :-( Wednesday :- Thursday :-/ Friday :-| Saturday :-) Sunday B-)
I ordered a pizza when my wife went into labor. Thad ad said, "buy a pizza, and get free delivery.
No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
Ask not what your father can do for you, but what you can do for your father. Happy Fathers Day!
For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.