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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you`re in.
Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
Everything happens for a reason. That`s why I drink to everything!
A dog running a hundred miles to retrieve a stick? That`s pretty far-fetched.
someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
My tombstone will probably say, "Dead, but finally sober".
I Wonder what Facebook Employees do to waste time at work ?
Some days the problem is I care too much... Today was not one of those days...
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
Beach Rule #17: Never ask anyone under the age of 35 if they`ve seen your shuttlecock
If you don’t count any of my failures, I’m quite successful.
I may be crazy but I say if you can`t talk to yourself, who can you talk to.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
I put the PRO in inappropriate!