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"Love is all we need."-Said a wise man 40 years ago. He obviously has never had a computer
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Meditation never worked for me, so I tried something even better..."Beditation"! You lay down close your eyes and you wake up an hour and a half later!
I like it like that
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a friend.
So much to do and so few alibis.
It`s that time of the evening where my beer bottle has magically turned into a microphone again.
Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.
We should start seeing Valentine`s Day crap in the stores any minute now.
Finally in bed. No better time to start thinking about every possible thing that has or ever could happen.
I`ve never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.
I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy that just wanted to check out a girl’s butt.
Can you LIKE this status with your elbow? (no cheating)
If my grandmother were alive today, I`m pretty sure she`d still have her blinker on.
I feel like a nickle in the March of Dimes.