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Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
I’d like to hang out, but that would get in the way of me being home and doing absolutely nothing.
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and its just me laughing at my own jokes.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
You know it`s gonna be a sh!tty day when you put your bra on backwords and it fits better.
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
My brain has too many tabs open.
Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting.
I`m gonna just take a quick nap before I go to bed.