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If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.
Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
I`m getting so many spam emails. “Grow Your Hair Back”…”Lose weight now” …”Enlarge your manhood”… Wait… these are from my wife.
Don`t let the propeller hat fool you... I have no idea how to fly this plane.
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
The smaller the town, the bigger the sex cult.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
I`ve decided to start taking more supplements: calcium pills for my bones, ginkgo pills for my memory, milk thistle for my liver, ginkgo pills for my memory...
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
It is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.