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A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
I log off because I`m bord... I log on 5min later because I`m bord
Checked a lot off my thought-about-doing-today list.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
Is beer cheaper on cyber monday?
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
All I`m saying is you don`t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
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Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. Then they are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”