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There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe…call in sick tomorrow.
I feel like the majority of Eminem`s songs are just him reading from his diary with angry background music.
Remember ladies, if on your 10th selfie you don’t have the perfect one to post you’re really just ugly.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
The lottery is over $400 million. Sorry poor kids, no dinner tonight...
If I ever get real rich, I hope I`m not mean to poor people, like I am now.
If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?
A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms.
At what point will this meal make me happy, Ronald?
May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..