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I read "Do not believe everything you read." Now I`m not sure whether to believe this or not.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
You may think I`m dumb but you overestimate me.
Wanted: Magic hat for a snowman
Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
If I rapped I would have to start doing way more stuff because only so many things rhyme with couch.
Guys you should never overreact when you hear the words, " The babysitter is late."
My bank lets me send a text message and it will text back with my balance. Its a cool feature but I didn`t think the LOL was necessary.
I wish that we lived in a world where a chicken could cross the road without getting its motives questioned.
They don`t say "Get down Mr. President" anymore. Now they just shout, "Donald Duck!"
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.
If you can`t handle me at my worst I completely understand, because I can`t either.
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?