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I just called. To say. I texted you.
Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Do bees even have knees?
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
My moral in life is simple. You treat me good and I`ll treat you better.
Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???
My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting sh!tfaced.
Just got back from a job fair. Very disappointed. They didn`t have one damn ride.
Sorry I missed your call ... I was to busy singing and dancing to the ringtone
Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.