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If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things Iād get a lot more done.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
I`d love to have a sex change. Preferably from `none` to `absolutely sh!tloads`.
Stalking is such a strong word. I perfer the term surveillance expert.
Did I already do my deja vu joke?
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
My stalker twisted his ankle, so now I have to walk slower for 2-3 weeks.
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
Today is National Fritters Day. I don`t know what that means, so I just went naked today. Gotta be something like that.
If you cut your child`s sandwich into squares instead of triangles, you suck at parenting...
You`re annoying, but honestly, I`ve been annoyed by better.