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A lot of people don`t realise that Shania Twain`s father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.
There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
I had cheese, but no crackers ... I was cracka-lackin
It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
When I was younger I thought I was bipolar. Turns out I was just an a$$hole who was happy about it.
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
The grass is always greener where the bodies are buried.
Life`s short ... Drink fast
I wish I had Dora`s mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.