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what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
Just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet to see which comes first. I`ll keep you posted.
I will have you know I have FRIENDS! All 10 seasons.
We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
Don`t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today
I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
FACT: Men are much less likely to divulge a secret than women. Probably because they weren`t really listening to begin with.
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.