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Sometimes I feel bad about the things I say and do, but today is not one of those days.
Wishing you a fabulous 2014 that is full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
“It would take too long to explain…” Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
I get my cardio from caffeine...
My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating so much.
The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
Sorry I missed your call ... I was to busy singing and dancing to the ringtone
Excellent Group Ice Breaker: Do you think sailors feel pressured to swear?
I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
I`ve been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately. The most common one seems to be "You said you`d be home from the bar three f*cking hours ago!"
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.