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“A body at rest tends to stay at rest” should be an acceptable excuse for missing work.
Why doesn’t The Rock just tell us what he’s cooking? I can’t pair wines like this.
I met a girl who told me that she broke up with her last boyfriend because he just didn`t work out. Which is when I knew, she wasn`t the one for me, as I hate to work out as well.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,400 hours. Roughly the same as one Monday on earth feels.
Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here`s the bad news. You just wasted it reading this post.
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
I don`t think the lady who just shushed a baby in the library knows how babies work
Don`t waste your time being difficult. Put forth a little more effort and be impossible.
Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk ;)