Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Jesus is coming.... look busy
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
There are two types of people in the world: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm. 2. Morons.
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
I sleep better naked…why can’t the flight attendant understand this?
Why can’t they make the whole week out of Saturdays?
Upside to hurricanes... you might get a free boat delivered to your front yard.
I made a salad with red wine vinaigrette only I left out the vinegar and the oil and ok it`s just lettuce with wine all over it. Anyhoo, I`m drunk.
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
It`s weird to think that these Forever Stamps will outlive me.
I just want to be perfect... Nah just kidding, I love being weird
We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar.