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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
It`s amazing what you`ll wear in public when you`re not trying to have sex with anyone.
Whenever I check my weight, I always subtract 5 pounds. I don`t think that boobs and brains this fabulous should count against me.
Why do they play this music on the elevators if we`re not suppose to slow dance.
I have a coffee table in my house. It`s decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels.
If I learned anything from my children, it`s that it is always OK to do something stupid, as long as someone DARED you to do it.
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
Would people still go to the gym if Instagram didn`t exist?
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps, or does he just feel like he is at work?
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.