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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
My girlfriend said that I should use the term `make love` instead of `f*ck.` What the make love is she talking about?
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Okay so the pregnant woman in the library didn`t get my `overdue` joke.
The bat signal seems pretty useless if they need Batman during the day.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
If your girlfriend has $15 and you have $30, your girlfriend actually has $45.
I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
They`re teaching kids that abstinence is 100% more effective in preventing pregnancy than birth control, try telling that one to Jesus`s mother!
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized they don`t have to save for retirement..
I`m good at counting cards. I keep ending up with 52.
The “Slow Children Playing” signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
It must be exhausting being offended by everything.