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Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
Roses are red! violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Snot.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
Damn you auto correct mind your business.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
The most frustrating thing I`ve ever tried to do was throw away a trash can.
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
People who weigh their produce. What`s it like to have all the time in the world?