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Everytime I see “ROFL”… I think of Scooby Doo trying to say “waffle”.
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself "do I want to see it?" If you do, it`s not on Netflix.
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
I would like to be a Disney Princess...You know, where I have random animals showing up to help with the housework!
This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
You know that awkward moment when you thought someone`s talking to you so you reply to them , then they look at you weird .
Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
When I was growing up, I was taught to walk and talk and when I was grown, I was told to sit down and STFU!!!
i wasnt tht drunk u was holding a ballon thinking it was a comdom
take it easy and if it is easy take it home