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And then her mood ring just...exploded
Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia and you`ll see a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
I make way more decisions than I should based on the battery life of my phone.
Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while waiting.
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
Let`s party like there`s no tomorrow and call in sick if there is one.
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don`t want to look like a dork.
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.
I don`t want it to seem like I`m trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!
Elevator music bothers me on so many levels