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I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50% of people believe s@x is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are guys
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
Caterpillars have it made. They eat a lot, go to sleep, then wake up beautiful.
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong."
Sorry for nicking your car with my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
I`m sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they`ve won the Canadian lottery.
Of course you should follow me. I’m funny. Ask anyone. Well, except my mother-in-law. Don`t ask her.
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
I hate being bipolar, it`s great .
I`ve stopped drinking for good. I only drink for evil now.
Fitness? More like, fitness whole pizza in my mouth.